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Don't mess with the older woman !!!!
After being married for 47 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, " Forty seven years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23 year old girl.
Now ... I have a £300,000 home, a £35,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 70 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23 year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old man's problems.
