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When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.
A farmer from the Yorkshire Dales drove to a neighbours' farm in his
landrover, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your Dad or your Mum in?" said the farmer. "No, they've gone to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,
and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad
a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.
"Its about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that."
I know he charges £500 for the bull and £50 for the pig, but I don't know
how much he charges for Howard.
VERDANA 11POINT BLUE
A farmer from the Yorkshire Dales drove to a neighbours' farm in his
landrover, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your Dad or your Mum in?" said the farmer. "No, they've gone to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,
and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad
a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.
"Its about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that."
I know he charges £500 for the bull and £50 for the pig, but I don't know
how much he charges for Howard.
VERDANA 11POINT BLUE